Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (NSFW)

Here’s my version of fun things to do in an elevator.
WARNING: Not safe for work, due to their disgusting/sexual/creepy/violent/plain fucked up nature.


1. Shit.

2. Urinate.

3. Masturbate.

4. Vomit. Make sure it’s projectile. And aim for the button panel.

5. Start a fight.
Extra fun if weapons are involved.

6. Expose yourself.

7. Shave.
Your pubic hair.

8. Give yourself a blow job.
Note: Can only be done if you’re flexible. And it works both ways.

9. Breakdance. And don’t worry about hitting other people.

10. Read erotic literature out loud.

11. Moan sexually. Works best if you’re a big burly man moaning like a woman.

12. Take your fellow passenger hostage.

13. Pick your nose, then wipe it off on your fellow passengers face.

14. Dry hump the walls.

15. If you have a penis, get an erection and use that to press the floor buttons.

Got more stuff to add to the list? Send them to my twitter account with the #FunThingsToDoInAnElevator hashtag.

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